by Charlie Biscuit | Mar 6, 2023 | Humour
A new encounter programme at London Zoo is introducing giraffes to their feet in an effort to break down barriers. “They share the same space but live in two different worlds,” said controversial head of inclusivity Jeremy Neesen. “It’s very hierarchical.” The brain...
by Charlie Biscuit | Mar 1, 2023 | Humour
On charges of theft, addled war hero Jeb Longacre told Westminster Court that he’d been confused his whole life, taking from shops and paying for free stuff. “Isn’t this how it works?” the befuddled 85-year-old asked the judge before sentence was handed down. The...
by Charlie Biscuit | Feb 28, 2023 | Humour
Cash-strapped parents unable to heat their homes are placing their damp children in bags of rice on bath night, according to a shock report from the Department of Health. “It’s a common myth that the rice will draw out the moisture,” warned Secretary of State Steven...
by Charlie Biscuit | Feb 21, 2023 | Humour
Burdened with regret lonesome dad Ollie Dodson admits he was “probably lying” when made his young son a series of upbeat promises following the zombie apocalypse. Dodson, 36, who lives in the Delta Quadrant, free of infection for three months, says he...
by Charlie Biscuit | Feb 20, 2023 | Humour
Supporters of the “15-minute city” movement have been left stunned by a rival proposal that that would undercut their goal by a whole minute. “We believe these lazy 15-minute swindlers lack the ambition to truly to revolutionise city life,” said a...
