Vulture Nesting On Old McGrady’s House ‘Not Significant’
“No significance whatsoever” should be attached to the recent appearance of a vulture on the roof of Old Lady McGrady’s bungalow, says an ornithological expert.
Populist Insurgency Movement ‘WeCan’ Admits: We Can’t
Facing huge bills and growing apathy, Ravengate’s populist insurgency movement WeCan has disbanded, with organisers admitting, “We actually can’t.”
Coroner Laments Tragedy of Viral ‘Boiling Frog’ Craze
Young frogs urged to use designated chilling zones as promising student misjudges temperature and joins the growing toll of victims of social media craze.
Startled Scientists Shocked To Discover Stegosaurus Evolved Into Murray ‘Minty’ Muirhead, 29
In a startling new discovery that could rewrite the natural history textbooks, scientists have revealed that the stegosaurus, believed extinct 150 million years ago, ultimately evolved into Ravengate resident Murray “Minty” Muirhead, a part-time guitar teacher....
Really Unfortunate Teenager Thanks His Lucky Stars For No Obvious Reason
Relentlessly upbeat Ravengate teenager Kyle Vaster-Tail says he thanks his lucky stars every day despite a series of misfortunes that have dogged his short life. In his latest setback, Kyle has gone blind after staring at the sun for too long. “I was told that it...