We’ll Grab Marrow Secrets Via Grower’s Own DNA, Vow Scientists
Citing the need to discover the secret of giant marrows, the Ravengate Science Society has embarked on a major project to recover the DNA of recently deceased gardener Abel Pepper.
Vulture Nesting On Old McGrady’s House ‘Not Significant’
“No significance whatsoever” should be attached to the recent appearance of a vulture on the roof of Old Lady McGrady’s bungalow, says an ornithological expert.
Populist Insurgency Movement ‘WeCan’ Admits: We Can’t
Facing huge bills and growing apathy, Ravengate’s populist insurgency movement WeCan has disbanded, with organisers admitting, “We actually can’t.”
Coroner Laments Tragedy of Viral ‘Boiling Frog’ Craze
Young frogs urged to use designated chilling zones as promising student misjudges temperature and joins the growing toll of victims of social media craze.
