by Charlie Biscuit | Feb 21, 2023 | Humour
Burdened with regret, lonesome dad Ollie Dodson admits he was “probably lying” when made his young son a series of upbeat promises following the zombie apocalypse. Dodson, 36, who lives in the Delta Quadrant, which has been free of infection for three...
by Charlie Biscuit | Feb 20, 2023 | Humour
Supporters of the “15-minute city” movement aimed at changing the nature of Ravengate have been left stunned by a rival proposal that that would undercut their goal by a whole minute. “We believe these lazy 15-minute swindlers lack the ambition to truly to...
by Charlie Biscuit | Feb 19, 2023 | Humour
Referencing at least a dozen complaints from a slew of international teams, organisers of the World Hide and Seek championships have handed down a lifetime ban to Lucy the Honking Goose. “It’s gone far enough,” said a representative of the Spanish team, one of the...
by Charlie Biscuit | Feb 18, 2023 | Humour
Fake doctor Fergus Middlechild has been cleared by a fictitious medical tribunal of charges that he harmed his non-existent patients. Surrounded by no crowds of cheering supporters, the 63-year-old medical professional declared he had been vindicated and that he would...
by Charlie Biscuit | Feb 17, 2023 | Humour
Citing irreconcilable creative differences, one-man band Barney Thumbchops has decided to split and go his separate ways. A familiar sight outside the Brinton Road shops in Ravengate, madcap Barney plays a range of instruments including bucket drum, kazoo, banjo,...