From the Ravengate Chronicle

Ergonomics pioneer Dr Hudson Slatt has slammed critics of his work arranging deckchairs on the Titanic, saying the task was “hugely worthwhile”. On his retirement, Dr Slatt lamented that his entire life’s work had become a byword for futility. After the disaster,...

With the clock ticking, the world has rushed to aid Australia, after the country’s top military scientists admitted they were struggling to locate a radioactive material they lost on a road trip in January. US President Donald Trump said he was always losing stuff, so...

An oxbow lake has expressed his frustration with friends who have ignored him since he became famous. The lake, hailed by scientists as "a natural geological phenomenon," has declared he’s "sick and tired" of the constant snide remarks. "It’s depressing," said the...