by Charlie Biscuit | Feb 18, 2023 | Humour
Fake doctor Fergus Middlechild has been cleared by a fictitious medical tribunal of charges that he harmed his non-existent patients. Surrounded by no crowds of cheering supporters, the 63-year-old medical professional declared he had been vindicated and that he would...
by Charlie Biscuit | Feb 17, 2023 | Humour
Citing irreconcilable creative differences, one-man band Barney Thumbchops has decided to split and go his separate ways. A familiar sight on the Palmerston Road shopping mall in Southsea, madcap Barney plays a range of instruments including bucket drum, kazoo, banjo,...
by Charlie Biscuit | Feb 16, 2023 | Humour
Ergonomics pioneer Dr Hudson Slatt has slammed critics of his work arranging deckchairs on the Titanic, saying the task was “hugely worthwhile”. On his retirement, Dr Slatt lamented that his entire life’s work had become a byword for futility. After the disaster,...
by Charlie Biscuit | Feb 15, 2023 | Humour
In a startling new discovery that could rewrite the natural history textbooks, scientists have revealed that the stegosaurus, believed extinct 150 million years ago, ultimately evolved into Murray “Minty” Muirhead, a part-time guitar teacher from Tewkesbury....
by Charlie Biscuit | Feb 13, 2023 | Humour
A local events organiser has condemned health and safety officials who have halted Pickford-on-Sea’s traditional Toxic Urchin Throwing Competition. Pressure had grown to end the annual competition after three more people were killed, pierced by the poison-laden quills...
by Charlie Biscuit | Feb 11, 2023 | Humour
With the clock ticking, the world has rushed to aid Australia, after the country’s top military scientists admitted they were struggling to locate a radioactive material they lost on a road trip in January. US President Joe Biden said he was always losing stuff, so...
