by Charlie Biscuit | Feb 19, 2023 | Humour
Referencing at least a dozen complaints from a slew of international teams, organisers of the World Hide and Seek championships have handed down a lifetime ban to Lucy the Honking Goose. “It’s gone far enough,” said a representative of the Spanish team, one of the...
by Charlie Biscuit | Feb 18, 2023 | Humour
Fake doctor Fergus Middlechild has been cleared by a fictitious medical tribunal of charges that he harmed his non-existent patients. Surrounded by no crowds of cheering supporters, the 63-year-old medical professional declared he had been vindicated and that he would...
by Charlie Biscuit | Feb 17, 2023 | Humour
Citing irreconcilable creative differences, one-man band Barney Thumbchops has decided to split and go his separate ways. A familiar sight outside the Brinton Road shops in Ravengate, madcap Barney plays a range of instruments including bucket drum, kazoo, banjo,...
by Charlie Biscuit | Feb 16, 2023 | Humour
Ergonomics pioneer Dr Hudson Slatt has slammed critics of his work arranging deckchairs on the Titanic, saying the task was “hugely worthwhile”. On his retirement, Dr Slatt lamented that his entire life’s work had become a byword for futility. After the disaster,...
by Charlie Biscuit | Feb 11, 2023 | Humour
With the clock ticking, the world has rushed to aid Australia, after the country’s top military scientists admitted they were struggling to locate a radioactive material they lost on a road trip in January. US President Donald Trump said he was always losing stuff, so...
by Charlie Biscuit | Feb 10, 2023 | Humour
An oxbow lake has expressed his frustration with friends who have ignored him since he became famous. The lake, hailed by scientists as “a natural geological phenomenon,” has declared he’s “sick and tired” of the constant snide remarks....
