by Charlie Biscuit | Feb 13, 2023 | Humour
A local events organiser has condemned health and safety officials who have halted Pickford-on-Sea’s traditional Toxic Urchin Throwing Competition. Pressure had grown to end the annual competition after three more people were killed, pierced by the poison-laden quills...
by Charlie Biscuit | Feb 11, 2023 | Humour
With the clock ticking, the world has rushed to aid Australia, after the country’s top military scientists admitted they were struggling to locate a radioactive material they lost on a road trip in January. US President Joe Biden said he was always losing stuff, so...
by Charlie Biscuit | Feb 10, 2023 | Humour
An oxbow lake has expressed his frustration with friends who have ignored him since he became famous. The lake, hailed by scientists as “a natural geological phenomenon,” has declared he’s “sick and tired” of the constant snide remarks....
